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    raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

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    When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

    is that how parents feel

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    I’m a bit rusty. Am I doing it right?

    I’m a bit rusty. Am I doing it right?

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    Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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    "Memories are dangerous things. You turn them over and over, until you know every touch and corner, but still you’ll find an edge to cut you."
    Mark Lawrence (via beinah)

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    when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

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    "I want to kiss you good morning between your legs and taste your dreams of us."
    Spurtakiss (via spurtakiss)

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    all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

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    "If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You don’t live for other people."
    Dir En Grey (via iamcharliesangel)

    (Source: everunenchanted, via nakedineurope)

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